Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
as a bisexual, i can confirm all of these
"average person eats 8 bisexuals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 bisexuls per year. Bisexual Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
I actually don’t like this post. Not because it isn’t a great idea, but because the responses to it are based off of false information.
There has yet to be a birth control method for men which could be described as at least fifty percent effective and reversible that wasn’t painless. And no, I don’t mean in terms of menstruation. Let’s go through the list, shall we?
A mixture of hemp seeds and rue will cut sperm count in half. Not tremendously reassuring, considering we are aiming for full and total contraceptive effectiveness.
The leaves of the neem tree were found to reduce the litter size in lab rats. Not prevent pregnancies, reduce litter size. So hey, you won’t get twins.
Papaya has been proven a somewhat effective contraceptive in male apes, but chemicals in papaya, especially in the large doses necessary for contraceptive use, cause miscarriages. So, not the best choice if it goes wrong.
Oleanic acid reduces sperm motility. The sperm are still there, there’s still a chance of pregnancy.
Most other methods of male contraception are irreversible, such as vasectomies, and that is not exactly the point of a contraceptive.
Which, other than mechanical contraceptives such as condoms, which are good to use, leaves us with one other alternative.
Just boil his testicles. Expose a man’s testicles to high heat (`145 degrees farenheit) for upwards of an hour, and his sperm will all die. He’ll start producing more sperm almost immediately, though, assuming the organs themselves weren’t damaged by the heat. So, the lesson to be learned here is apparently to boil your testicles immediately before you have sex, men. Get to it.
Oh, and no company to date has ever marketed or even researched a male contraceptive pill whose side-effects were similar to menstrual symptoms, to my knowledge.
Cyber-psychologist Berni Goode talking about Flow on Charlie Brooker’s How Videogames Changed the World.
Flow is extremely important. So, so important.
It’s what keeps some people sane. It’s what drives the world’s most skilled and accomplished athletes, the most intense gamers, the hardcore hobbyists, even many of the most talented artists, musicians and actors - flow is what you get when unstoppable drive meets an unflinching will and unlimited dedication.
Flow is being utterly, truly “in the zone”. And it’s one of the most amazing feelings there is.
This is why finding a sport, or a hobby, or a martial art, or a handicraft, or a new video game, or any skill-based activity that uses focus and requires practice and repetition is so beneficial for things like depression and anxiety and overall mental/physical well-being.
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
is this legit?
This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”
Believe this man. He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Also: speaks elvish.
What if there are two vowels in a row?
Does anyone know the answer to that last question?
THIS IS SO EXCITING
THIS IS SO COOL OMG
If there are two vowels in a row, you use a carrier placeholder. It’s a plain straight line, like the letter i without a dot, that just exists to hold extra vowels.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Helpful to learn the two different modes of writing for Sindarin and Quenya and for remembering basic letters. This post is basically just this website copied on to paper though.
Reformatted and reposted (with permission) from the incredible artist
Fall fashion (and a ballgown cause I fucking love ballgowns) for the 4 houses (with movie and book colorway for Ravenclaw yer welcome). Also played around a little bit more in the second look with styles that aren’t usually associated with that house.[x]
i would KILL for the first slytherin one
i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup
Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five
I am so lost
The mustache has been in the armstrong family for generations.